WARNING : READ THE FOLLOWING POST AT YOUR SOLE DISCRETION IF YOU HAD PRATA KOSONG DRENCHED WITH FISH CURRY FOR LUNCH.
I never ermm ermmm for 3 days.
My anxious Daddy and paranoid Mommy called the doctor when i never ermm ermmm for 2 days.
It is NOT NORMAL for babies who are on a total breastmilk diet to be constipated.
The more Mommy googled on my "un-poooable" condition, the more often she peeped into my Huggies.
The nurse advised that if I still never poo for the next few days, i have to be brought down to the clinic.
NEXT FEW DAYS????!!!!
Mommy and Daddy sent me to Gleneagles the very next morning lor!!!!
And so, i thank the piece of poo that was stuck in my pi pi like a cork to a bubbly champagne...
ooooh...cheers.
I GET TO GO OUT!!! Yayyy :)
I watched the world go by, with a lot of poo in my tummy...
Daddy with me at Dr Chan's clinic in Gleneagles..
My eyes look bigger when Im upright.
( or they looked smaller when i lie down??? whatever! )
Daddy wanted me to try another doctor's services in any case that we need to seek 2nd opinion in future.
(not for my constipated case lah!)
Thats because Dr Chan is very experienced with detecting heart murmurs. So Daddy wanted me to be checked.
"Hello Dr Chan, My name is Gwenneth. Can I be your friend?"
"Ohhh... sure sweetheart..." smiled Dr Chan.
"Okay, so please be gentle." Gwenneth whinned with a fart,
Mommy's note : She never fart lah!
I weighed 7.5kg.
Wah!!!...You are very good with your Maths... and yes, my poo poo weighs 500 grams.
Dr Chan made gentle taps on my tummy and did a overall check on my squinting eyes, heartbeat and my general well-being.
Mommy asked the big "WHY" to my constipation despite a diet of my Mommy's very organic milk milk and Dr Chan said that it is uncommon, but there are still cases like that. It just happens.
She advised against giving me more water as this will put me off my intake of milk with a contented tummy... so, she told Mommy to feed me with MORE milk as Im still young and is not ready for fibre-rich fruits and vegetables just yet.
Treatment : Dr Chan flushed saline/water into my little pi pi and within a minute or so, my romper was stained with overflowing poo!
3 days worth!!!
I gave out a loud cry of discomfort and my parent heave a big sigh of relief.
and there, my Daddy was $96 poorer.
EXPENSIVE SHIT HUH!
1 comment:
This is really funny! Expensive shit indeed! =)
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