I'm Home and I'm the Queen!

20 JUNE 2008. It was an exciting day for Daddy (DD) and Mommy (MM) as they are going to bring me home after the short crash course on "How to breastfeed and bath me". I was pretty doubtful -.-

I was brought back to that place where i was familiar with the morning chirping of birds and that humming of the washing machine when i was still in MM tummy. MM told me that HOME is a safe place that i can grow up with lots of love and joy!

I turned the whole "house routine" upside down and I ruled the world at home! The once entertaining long island in the kitchen with pretty cookie jars is replaced with my bathing essentials and swanky bath tubs. My parents bed were shifted to accomodate my little brown cot with nappies, diaper cream,cotton balls and warm blankies. Hampers filled the whole TV console and the laundry rack hangs all my little tiny clothes in the sun.

My Por Por stays with us for a month to nurse MM back to her... hrmmm... normal size and health. While MM and DD takes over the overwhelming role of sleeping with me.

I'm not too much of a difficult baby as i currently only have 5 hobbies.


1. Feed
2. Poo
3. Cry
4. Swaddled
5.Sleep

MM is new to me and I am new to her as well... We have agreed to adopt the "let try again" spirit and MM's patience goes a long way...

I show MM and DD my pouting and licking lips, contort my head to a 90 degrees angle to hint for a feed. If that fails, i wriggle forcfully out of my swaddle to give signs of distress and finally, i give a loud loud wail! I tell you... ... the last resort always works.

Sometimes i soiled my nappy and wanted a clean little ass. Unless my DD and MM caught me guilty of my loud farts, i would cry non-stop till they figured out that Ive pooed. DD always suggest checking my nappy when all elses fails. DD is very good with changing my diapers thou he failed to understand that I am a girl and must be cleaned from the front to back and not the other way round! MM screamed in dismay when she saw that and Daddy said that cleaning the anus from the front to the back or back to the front didnt matter to him for the past 28 years... ... MEN!